Citizen Grant

By: bmshep

Jan 04 2010

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Category: Male Citizens


Focal Length:29mm
Shutter:1/0 sec
Camera:FinePix S5Pro

Citizen Grant

Say hello to Grant. Grant is my neighbor and, as you can see, he’s been working out. He hooks people up with satellite TV and rides a Harley that rattles my walls every time it clears its throat. He has been a serious kayaker and has guided white water rafting trips. He loves extreme sports and hot tubbin’. 

Favorite Accomplishments: Walking away from an unhealthy relationship and not sleeping with my scarf on. 

Regrets: Not having insurance on my laptop and believing that the spider would give me super powers. 

Passions: Being passionate about positive things and any extreme water or snow sport, although I don’t want any more broken bones. 

How Many Bones Have You Broken?: 4. My leg, tailbone, collar-bone, and thumb 

Sound Off!: I think attitude is everything. Loving people we care about in this short life is crucial.

Crucial indeed! Grant’s a good guy, so if you need any more TV channels or just need someone to go snowboarding naked with, get in touch at

Thanks Grant! You can get dressed now….









3 comments on “Citizen Grant”

  1. Too, too, funny! Looks like his scarf is keeping him warm.

  2. Thanks Grant. I have not laughed this hard in a long time. Love the pic!

  3. Great Metadata. love mom

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